The Glorious Cockteaser By Charles E.J. Moulton

To be honest, I’d had the hots for Sally ever since she was a senior in high school. Back then, I had just completed my doctorate in literature as the youngest of my age group. I only taught English for a year at Seaside Coast igh School, but I walked away battling a massive hard-on more often than I could tell you. Sally always dressed like a dirty old man’s dream cum true. I was only 30 at the time, but Sassy Sally made me feel like that uncle that asked her home to show her his stamp collection. I mean, that girl came in her blonde pigtails with pink ribbons, short cheerleader skirt, open shirt with cleavage, popping her Yankee Doodle Bubble Gum every fucking day. She sat there in the front row arching her back, begging for me to look at her swelling nipples. I went in to the teacher’s rest room to masturbate so often I think my colleagues thought I had a health problem. Every time I taught English for the seniors, I went in to jerk off beforehand because I knew I would be having issues with Sally’s cum-ons.

Anyway, I got a position as college professor at the end of that year. I was happy that I had not been caught humping a high school girl, as Sally had been only 17 at the time. I spent the next three years teaching college, fucking lots of bimbos, receiving quite a few blowjobs, but pretty much forgetting Sally. Okay, not really.

Four years after I left Seaside Coast High School, I fell in love with Amy, a teaching C-Cupped black haired chick from my neighborhood. We literally devoured each other. She would let me squirt my sperm into her mouth at breakfast, fuck her ass during lunch hour, titfuck her at dusk, she would lick my balls as I ate supper, suck my cock while I made business calls, surprise me with surprise blowjobs as I corrected tests and papers. Then she would let me fuck her from behind again as she fried my bacon by the stove, naked except for the apron.

One thing alone drove her nuts:  the fear of having to share me with someone else.

New students arrived at our State College that year and I prepared for them like I always did: diligently.

When I saw Sally again, though, I was back at Seaside Coast High School again, jerking off in the teacher’s loo. She had come of age, her boobs had grown and her ass was the sexiest and peachiest piece of female flesh I had seen in a long time. She was a real cockraiser.

Needless to say, I had my problems concentrating on my work.
After class, we spoke and she told me I was the reason she had chosen to study English Literature after studying Sports Instruction for three years. She had never forgotten me, she told me as she arched her back.

Now I wished I had fucked her pussy in her senior year. Amy and I were serious about our engagement. Fucking Sally now? Maybe not so good. So I kept the conversation going for a bit and then said good bye. Little did I know what was about to happen.

Amy knew I had to stay and organize the college computer files that night after work. It was long overdue, so she had arranged a girl’s night out, telling me she would let me work and spread her legs for me over the weekend.

I had been working for only one hour  when Sally came in, stripping ever so slowly, confessing as she undressed that she had wanted to fuck me forever.

I pleaded with her to stop. I had a girlfriend. We were going to get engaged. Sally, however, was adamant. She told me that all she wanted was to suck and fuck my cock. No worries, she said. She just wanted me to fuck her.

Oh, man. So there I was, my seven inch penis pumping Sally’s pussy from behind, her buttcheeks wobbling like marshmellows, and Amy called me on her mobile. I answered as I fucked Sally and Amy told me her girlfriend had cancelled. Was I okay? Yes, I answered, humping Sally, I was. Overworked, but fine. She should go home. I would be there shortly.

I hung up, switching holes, Sally’s butthole, Sally’s pussy, Sally’s butthole, Sally’s pussy and so on. Until I heard Amy’s voice in the hallway outside. Gee wiz, she was here.

Sally and I clothed real quick. Sally ended up under my desk, giving me a fantastic blowjob, as Amy walked in, telling me she had to come here just to relieve my tension. She needed a college fuck, she claimed.

I had never felt so afraid and so horny at the same time. Sally really worked my dickie, deepthroating it. I tried my best to pretend to work. Amy asked me why I was not standing up to greet her. I told her that my legs were tired. When she heard Sally’s sloppy blowjobbing noises under my desk, Sally moaning and raving about what a great penis I had, Amy’s face dropped an inch. Sally literally pushed me out of my seat and into a standing position. There I was, Sally sucking my cock and Amy watching it. Total confusion. I enjoyed the fellatio, but feared the worst, closing my eyes. Gosh, Sally sucked so well. Amy sucked well, too. Who would I choose?

I feared losing Amy, until I opened my eyes after feeling two female tongues circling my shaft.

“What the…” I spat.

“Shut up and let us fuck you,” they said in unison. “We planned this all along.”

I laughed, happy to now have to cocksuckers at my feet, not just one.

We now all live together, but that is a totally different story.

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On The Beach By Andrew Miller

Here we are, thought Marci, first day of our vacation on an island twelve hundred miles south of ice-covered Detroit, and what does Harold order to drink? Iced tea, half sweet, half unsweet. The bartender, an Irish-looking guy with a pearl stud in his right ear, grabbed two plastic jugs from the refrigerator and started pouring. After setting the tea on the bar, he gave Marci that up-eyebrow look, the one reserved for single women after he asked them if they needed help in their room or wanted directions to the beach.

What, she wanted to know, is in the Bahama Mama?

The Bahama Mama contained coconut rum, gold rum, Nassau Royale liquor, a splash of grenadine, orange and pineapple juice. Plus, Angostura bitters, which turned out to be alcohol infused with gentian, herbs, and spices. Did she want the bitters? It was optional, considered by some to be an acquired taste.

Translation, most Americans don’t like it.

Harold was listening, iced tea in one hand, golf book in the other.

“Jesus, all that stuff in one drink. Might upset your stomach.”

Mr. Pearl Stud explained that Angostura bitters was a known remedy for upset stomach and hiccups.

There you have it, everything you could want in one drink.

We’re here to get the full experience, she thought as they traipsed down the path to the beach. And that doesn’t mean ordering the burger plate like that couple on the veranda. Poking fries into their mouths while tethered to their iPads, oblivious to purple-throated humming birds buzzing around the potted flowers, scattered palmettos and palm trees outside the fence, long stretches of white sand streaked with foamy surf.

And, just because the bartender wore a pearl in his right ear, didn’t make him gay.

Marci jammed the insulated tumbler of Bahama Mama into the sand. Harold was off to the right, closer to the beach. The only visual evidence of him was the tip of his golf book. She tilted her head back, held Bahama Mama slush in the back of her mouth until it melted, let the liquid glide down her throat. Sweet, tangy, spicy, cool and warm at the same time.

She spotted a tall figure at the water line, jogging their way.

“My God—look at that.”

He was over six feet tall, well-developed biceps and thighs, smooth, hairless skin, massive, blocky pecs and firm, russet red nipples. Bouncing along the water’s edge in his white thong. She craned her neck as he passed their palm grove. The view was even better from the rear; round, ripe melons flexing, undulating, beckoning her to follow.

She took a swig of her drink, wiped her lips with the back of her hand, then turned her head toward the other hammock.

“Need more ice?”

Harold was a slow drinker. His ice usually melted before he finished the beverage. Right after they were married she suggested that he order an extra glass just for ice. But he hadn’t done that today. Gotten distracted by Angostura bitters, pearl stud.

“Uh-huh,” he said.

“Is that, ‘Uh-huh: yes,’ or ‘Uh-huh: no,’ or ‘Uh-huh: Uh-huh’?”

Silence. What is it about guys and golf?

She settled back, took another drink. The hell with more ice. If she wanted another look at Mr. Pearl Stud, she’d get a refill.

“Are you up to five irons yet?”

More silence.

You’d think that the Scots would have figured out everything there was to know about golf years ago. Besides, there’s not much to it. Walk around a manicured lawn and slug it out with a little white ball. Carry a zillion different clubs, even though they all work the same. Handling a golf club is no different than swinging a bat, just aim lower. Once, during a pickup softball game in their back yard, her brother had rolled the ball to her. Thought he was being cute because she kept striking out. She had drilled that one good, ran the bases, sending her cousin and little sister to home plate in the process. After that he didn’t want her to play. No matter. She didn’t like playing ball with him.

My God, here he comes again.

She snatched off her glasses, shined the lenses, put them back on.

Ohhhh…our jogger is little turned on. Hmmm. Bulge in thong had grown.

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

Harold glanced at the beach, then back to his book.

“I wouldn’t worry about guns on this beach. These people are very strict about weapons—not like the States.”

“Right you are.”

Thong-man flew past their hammocks, feet scritch-skritching over wet sand. Buns seemed larger, more sharply defined.

“Would running around in a thong give a guy a boner?”

No answer. Understanding the five iron requires concentration.

She took another belt of the Bahama Mama, closed her eyes.

Hello there…

No, I didn’t realize you were a masseur.

Yes, yes, I would love a massage.

Here or back in the room?

The sun was doing a number on her belly and legs. That deep-down warm feeling had been building since she lay down. Her fire was stoked. She pointed her toes, rubbed her thighs together, shifted her butt.

She sat up. “Would you spread sun block on my legs? I’m getting all heated up. Don’t want to burn.”

He stretched out his arm, palm up.

“Squirt some on, step right up.”

Marci spread the towel over her thighs.

“Maybe later.”

Mr. Hard-On was out of sight.

Maybe he wasn’t turned on, that was just his regular, Sunday-go-to meeting, relaxed state.

She was on top of him, boobs pressing into his rock-hard chest, the top of her head touching the underside of his chin. A faint odor of sweat in her nostrils, she could hear his heart beating, blood throbbing in his neck, feel his chest rising and falling. His fingers made circles on the nape of her neck, detoured over her scalp, sampled her earlobes, then wandered down her spine. His palms gripped her butt, pressing her abdomen into his. She could tell that he was ready for her.

“Are you OK? Sounds like you were moaning.”

“I’m feeling great.”

“That drink didn’t disagree with you, did it? You gotta be careful with those strange herbs and spices. Remember what happened to Mother at Red Lobster.”

“Your Mom shouldn’t chug wine on an empty stomach. Nothing wrong with those shrimps.”

She lay back, studied the palm fronds.

“Just talking to myself. How’s the golf book?”

“I’m picking up lots of new techniques. The fellas back home will be impressed.”

‘That’s wonderful. What’s the latest on putting?”

“Grip is everything.”

“Read some of it to me.”

“Listen to this: ‘The big disadvantage to the overlap grip is a susceptibility of becoming too handsy and mis-timing the stroke’.”

Sounded like jerk-off instructions.

“I didn’t know golf could be so technical.”

“I need to work on my grip.”

She grabbed the Bahama Mama.

Where’s my jogger? Probably at the nudie beach.

The clothing optional beach was a couple hundred yards beyond the hotel, partially hidden behind mangroves. The woman in the gift shop had given directions, then added, “Them’s that should—don’t. Them’s that shouldn’t—do.”

Mr. Jogger should. Definitely.

“Hey, how’d you like to go down to the adult beach? It’s just past the mangroves.”

Must be on to the pitching wedges. That’s when golf really gets exciting.

No sign of jogger. She checked her watch.

“Are you hungry?”

He looked up.

“Yeah.”

She sat up, felt around for her sandals.

“Let’s grab a couple of Singapore Slings, an hors d’oeuvre plate, sit in our hot tub, have a party.”

“What’s on the hors d’oeuvre plate?

She had studied the to-go menu last night. She tossed down the last of her Bahama Mama.

“The super-duper plate is called The Deep-Sea Mariner.” She closed her eyes, spread her toes. “Oysters on the half shell, homemade crackers, grilled lobster tail, angels on horseback—that’s an oyster wrapped in bacon then grilled—an assortment of Danish cheeses, homemade French bread—plus lots of tropical fruits: papaya, three kinds of mango, pineapple, star fruit, kiwi. And, to top it off, a bunch of fresh fruit mini-tarts.”

“Sounds like a feast.” He closed the golf book, set it next to him on the hammock. “And what was that about the adult beach and wearing a thong?”